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"Ken had it all , Skipper wanted more than"

noface-mick:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Dude: I seen you walking by and i just had to say something you’re gorgeous may i get your number

Girl: ok, sure ill give you a shot, i hope you’re not crazy

Dude: ok thanks cutie put your number in

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Girl:

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nigga … is that a… oh sorry i cant i forgot i… i…..left my house on fire im in a rush maybe next time

*power walks away*

This is Real Life

(via nagasaki2b)